When camping in the woods, avoiding being snatched by monsters should be priority one. The best way to achieve this is to be accompanied by a camper adept at producing a Sonic Safety Snore. The Safety Snore travels at a special frequency, which woodland monsters believe originates from an even bigger, hairier monster. Providing your designated Safety Snorer with a generous supply of Sonic Snore fuel ensures the strength and longevity of your campsite's protection.
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