Thursday, September 27, 2007
Monday, September 24, 2007
It's a homerun with your tastebuds!
Monday, August 27, 2007
Sonic Safety Snore
When camping in the woods, avoiding being snatched by monsters should be priority one. The best way to achieve this is to be accompanied by a camper adept at producing a Sonic Safety Snore. The Safety Snore travels at a special frequency, which woodland monsters believe originates from an even bigger, hairier monster. Providing your designated Safety Snorer with a generous supply of Sonic Snore fuel ensures the strength and longevity of your campsite's protection.
Friday, August 24, 2007
Late-night Delivery + Chode = Splat
Don't be a chode!!!
Based on a true story featuring a 20 inch pizza and a group of chodes practicing organized chodery.
Labels:
chode,
drunk asshole,
frat boy,
ms paint,
organized chodery,
pizza,
splat
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Monster Trucks vs. Unicorns
The epic battle continues.
Inspired by the legendary struggle between unicorns and monster trucks for the right to chauffeur Jesus around the planet. It's one of those stories you should have learned about in school, but didn't.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)