"My apple kicks your beef jerky's ass!"

Yep. Not much to say about this one. Inspired by the titled quote.

It's a homerun with your tastebuds!

What can I say about the pudding pop? This classic childhood treat made that long lunch-line wait worth all those flicked boogers. Yeah, we had a booger flicker, poor sonofabitch. It's one of those things Mr. Cosby should have addressed in his commercials, but didn't.