Monday, August 27, 2007

Sonic Safety Snore



When camping in the woods, avoiding being snatched by monsters should be priority one. The best way to achieve this is to be accompanied by a camper adept at producing a Sonic Safety Snore. The Safety Snore travels at a special frequency, which woodland monsters believe originates from an even bigger, hairier monster. Providing your designated Safety Snorer with a generous supply of Sonic Snore fuel ensures the strength and longevity of your campsite's protection.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Late-night Delivery + Chode = Splat



Don't be a chode!!!
Based on a true story featuring a 20 inch pizza and a group of chodes practicing organized chodery.



Thursday, August 23, 2007

Monster Trucks vs. Unicorns



The epic battle continues.

Inspired by the legendary struggle between unicorns and monster trucks for the right to chauffeur Jesus around the planet. It's one of those stories you should have learned about in school, but didn't.