What can I say about the pudding pop? This classic childhood treat made that long lunch-line wait worth all those flicked boogers. Yeah, we had a booger flicker, poor sonofabitch. It's one of those things Mr. Cosby should have addressed in his commercials, but didn't.
When camping in the woods, avoiding being snatched by monsters should be priority one. The best way to achieve this is to be accompanied by a camper adept at producing a Sonic Safety Snore. The Safety Snore travels at a special frequency, which woodland monsters believe originates from an even bigger, hairier monster. Providing your designated Safety Snorer with a generous supply of Sonic Snore fuel ensures the strength and longevity of your campsite's protection.
The epic battle continues. Inspired by the legendary struggle between unicorns and monster trucks for the right to chauffeur Jesus around the planet. It's one of those stories you should have learned about in school, but didn't.